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This Should Have Been
The End Of It.

15 highlights — click the gaps between them to see what else he walked away from. Starting way before the presidency.

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1989–2025Year Span
0Still Standing

Outcome Tags

Dodged It
13
Forgotten
11
No Consequences
10
Still Here
5
Still Survived
4
Polls Went Up
3
Moved On
3
Survived It
2
Acquitted
2
Kept Running
2
Buried
2
Gained Traction
1
Won the Primary
1
Won The Presidency
1
Ignored Backlash
1
Acquitted Again
1
Backfired Globally
1

Density by Decade

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80s1980s
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90s1990s
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00s2000s
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10s2010s
24
20s2020s
+48 more scandals hiding between the highlights

The Birther Conspiracy

Became the loudest mainstream voice pushing the racist conspiracy theory that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States, forcing the White House to release the long-form birth certificate.

Gained Traction

The Escalator Announcement

Descended a golden escalator and announced his candidacy by broadly characterizing Mexican immigrants as criminals and "rapists."

Won the Primary

John McCain Comments

Dismissed the service of Senator John McCain, a former POW who spent years being tortured in Vietnam, saying: "He's not a war hero... I like people who weren't captured."

Polls Went Up

The Access Hollywood Tape

A 2005 hot-mic recording leaked showing him bragging to Billy Bush about being able to sexually assault women with impunity because "when you're a star, they let you do it."

Won The Presidency

Charlottesville

Following a deadly white supremacist rally in Virginia, stated in a press conference that there was "blame on both sides" and that there were "very fine people, on both sides."

Moved On

The Helsinki Summit

Stood next to Vladimir Putin on the world stage and publicly sided with the Russian President over his own US intelligence agencies regarding 2016 election interference.

Ignored Backlash

The Bleach Comments

During a televised live COVID-19 task force briefing, suggested that scientists should look into injecting household disinfectant or UV light inside the body to cure the virus.

Survived It

Lafayette Square

Had federal law enforcement use tear gas and rubber bullets to violently clear peaceful civil rights protestors so he could walk across the street and hold a bible upside down in front of a church.

Moved On

34 Felony Convictions

Found guilty by a jury of his peers on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records to cover up hush-money payments to a porn star right before the 2016 election.

Still Here

Picking a Fight with Canada

Slapped 25% tariffs on Canadian imports, mused about making Canada the 51st state, and turned the world's longest undefended border into a trade war — against America's closest ally.

Still Here

And Yet...

One more for the archive

But Picking a Fight With Canada?

Every scandal on this page followed the same script: outrage, shrug, carry on. The moose has a different script. Le détroit de notre orignal est fermé.

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